mukuroikusaba:

showing your friend something you know they would flip out over and they say “I’ve already seen it”

no

i was supposed to be the hero

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meladoodle:

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

image

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

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taco-marco:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

image

i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog

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snekysnek:

jumpingjacktrash:

invertebrates:

Six-Eyed Sand Spider Burying Herself (x)

NO that flop’n wiggle

digdigdigdigdig FOOP!

this shit is how my phobia ended

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tyleroakley:

tiktok-itsaclock:

fiftyshadesofugly:

We just got our yearbooks and these are my fav quotes

I KEPT THINKING I HAD A FAVORITE AND THEY JUST KEPT GETTING BETTER AND BETTER

senior quotes are the new text post

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dankotaxvx:

hey mom my friends are here, ill be back later

dankotaxvx:

hey mom my friends are here, ill be back later

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policedog:

imagine if people screamed instead of snored

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underthe-corktree:

if my tombstone doesn’t say “she went down swinging” I am resurrecting from the dead and fixing it myself

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evolvejewelry:

1 5/8” lignum vitae TD…

evolvejewelry:

1 5/8” lignum vitae TD…


deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

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satanslittlewh0re:

this is the best pun in tv history but oh my gosh the feels

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uglygirlsclub:

i keep going back to look at this

uglygirlsclub:

i keep going back to look at this

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